I'm lickable

I worked at the school today and was put in Birdman's room (yeah). Although I didn't work directly with him he still entertained me to no end.
I'm working with a student and all of the sudden someone grabs my arm...(as you do in the school) I quickly turn around to look who is there. It's birdman....

CT: "hey birdman!..howwwwww.....stop"
birdman is licking my arm not once, twice but three times. ugh.

At the end of the day I'm talking to him and he blurts out

"Guess what I did in the community Ms. Creature Teacher"
hestitant to ask...
"What's that birdman?" (already cringing from an answer I'm not to sure of)
"I pissed in the community!" he proudly announces.
CT: "um, is your mother going to be proud of you?" (he somewhat knows right from wrong depending on his mood and I wasn't sure if he actually went into the restroom)

I walked him to the bus where he announces it to the bus driver
"I pissed in the community today!"
CT: "let's tell them about what you learned today"

I checked with the staff and he made it to the bathroom, no incidents of watering the bushes or grass today.

Rockstar Supernova

Dilana is turning into a bitchface.....it's not nice to talk about people..I love her but no one likes to be talked about, you just can't trust them...I'm losing intrest in her.

I think Ryan will win which would be cool, but then I'm not a fan of Tommy Lee and it may be better if Ryan just went solo to have more freedom.

I MISS watching Zayra, although we all knew she wouldn't win, I just wish they would've kept her around longer to watch her rock! I hope she gets her solo career going better and tours soon.

I really like Storm and I think she will do great on her own also but I just don't think they will hire any woman to front the band. Their (Supernova) egos will get in the way.

Woman do rock.....and those are my opinions. I don't really care for any of the other contestants.


I'm now going to bury St. Josesph in the front garden to sell my boyfriends house without him knowing!!!!! (just kidding...I'm hoping he'll start digging for it and end up weeding for me!)

Keep it real.

Hold the "special" sauce PLEASE!!!

At our stop at the Opry Hotel we went to the food court area to grab a quick bite. I went to the counter to order a wrap....I'm looking at the board...lalala..thinking....start telling her my order (still looking at the board).....look over at her and POW!!!!! She had (no lie) 3 huge SHINY (from the medicine) patches of cold sores around her mouth! How do you get out of that order??? Lucky for me she wasn't the one making the wrap. Shouldn't there be a law or something?, maybe bathroom duty, mopping, or sitting somewhere NOT in public? The whole time I was eating my creamy caesar wrap I could only see her face and other vile things that want to make me barf. eeessshhh.

We saw the wienermobile!

On the drive to Memphis cousin it blurts out "hey, if you guys see the wienermobile wake me up ok?!" we all chuckled..sure! cousin It continues "ah, come on, you keep your standards low and your never disappointed" ...fair enough. We continue to chuckle at him "Hi my name is cousin It..I like the wienermobile and watching planes land" I would tease him. ON our way back we stop at Grand ole Opry and another guy blurts out..."All I have to say is.... WIENERMOBILE!!" We then all ran across the parking lot with glee of what we found!

Another moment was coming home from Beale street where me and Sparker were dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly very unsexy manner. We had 5 people shoved in the back seat when low and behold theres those lovely flashing lights that make you piss your pants. Sparker starts yelling "let me know guys if I should kick open the door and start running.... I will" We agreed to let our driver speak and no one made a peep.
"You guys must be from out of town..you missed the stop back there" says the cop.
"uh-yes sir"
"You guys look overstuffed in there, where you headed?"
"back to our hotel in germantown officer"
"ok well be safe and hurry home...have a good night"
WTF?????? WOW!!!!!!!
Wow....wow wow..we thought we were in trouble. thank you elvis!!!!

ok here's more picture.....

note the little elvis....his bedazzled suit has turned into highwaters and his wedgie is massive. poor child..

ELVIS LI VES

I'm here in Memphis looking for Elvis and boy did I ever find him. He's everywhere! It's Elvis weekend and alot of people went to the vigil for the man. Weird. To sit on a stage at Graceland for only 20 minutes you must be wearing a blue shirt and white pants. ????? yeah, blue is his favorite color but it's weird how extreme people go for stuff. Creepy.

Went to Sun Studios today which was awesome as can be. I took a ton of pictures and will now attempt to attach some to this post...lets see how it goes.

Going to Memphis!

yeah!!!!! I'm leaving for Memphis on Sunday and I'm super excited to go! I want to goto Sun Studio, Stax and the ever famous Graceland to buy my official Velvet Elvis picture! Krave is gonna love it when I hang it up!! Or maybe an Elvis bust lamp might be cool too! I was looking high and low for some wacky attractions but none in the downtown area. I guess there is a man named Paul McLeod who has an "overstuffed home to persue his welter of unbridled Presleyana" and they tell you to note a cot under the "bank of TV's where he tapes every passing mention of the Pelvis" then you get a polaroid picture of yourself by an electric shrine. WTF??? Sounds to good to miss but I'm going to have to miss it, since it's an a hour south of where I'm staying. bummmeeerrrrrr. Alright folks...till next time. Viva Las Vegas!!

at work once again

Today was my first day interacting with all the clients... oh how I love this job! The production manager is driving by with the forklift and beeps the horn to warn someone he was coming through.....3 seconds later all the clients yell "BEEP" back at the forklift.
I just wondered if it happened everytime he had to beep the horn.

Creature Teacher is back in business.

Alright....I finally started my new job with MR/DD adults in the "activity center" but they are really "workshops". But no matter what you call them they're are still a ton of fun to work at!!(atleast for me) What does this mean to you, you ask? WELL....I will have fun stories to blog about!! No fun stories today since we had to sit a room and learn paperwork and boring stuff but tomorrow....oh yes...tomorrow something HAS to happen. It was neat that some of the clients remembered me from when I would bring the students from the school in to train them for the work enviroment. One girl that I used to take care of 6 yrs ago called out my name and remembered me and told me she still had pictures of me. It touched me that she remembered me and I feel that I must of made an impact on her life if she remembered me after all that time passed. She quickly updated me on her life and then shut back down and acted if I wasn't there.
Ok...I'm back to having to take naps after work so I must get napping!