Birdman vs. Jesus
Oh yes, another birdman story.
Birdman is coming out of the basement of the church where we eat breakfast at the school. He runs into the flower gardens and starts stomping with all his might to crush every flower and bush possible. Birdman starts laughing and yelling "look at the statue of Jesus" (it was really a statue of Mary).
Creature Teacher: "Oooohhhh, Jesus can see that you know"
He stops suddenly and his eyes buldge out of his head
Birdman: "I don't want f**king Jesus to see that.......I'm scared"
He bolts out of the garden and tries to hide behind me.
B: "Is he a ghost?"
Creature Teacher: "He's not a ghost but he knows if your being bad. Jesus will deal with you later on."
"Oh" he replies.
Creature Teacher - 1. Birdman - 0.
Birdman is coming out of the basement of the church where we eat breakfast at the school. He runs into the flower gardens and starts stomping with all his might to crush every flower and bush possible. Birdman starts laughing and yelling "look at the statue of Jesus" (it was really a statue of Mary).
Creature Teacher: "Oooohhhh, Jesus can see that you know"
He stops suddenly and his eyes buldge out of his head
Birdman: "I don't want f**king Jesus to see that.......I'm scared"
He bolts out of the garden and tries to hide behind me.
B: "Is he a ghost?"
Creature Teacher: "He's not a ghost but he knows if your being bad. Jesus will deal with you later on."
"Oh" he replies.
Creature Teacher - 1. Birdman - 0.
posted by Creature Teacher at 8:44 PM
2 Comments:
you are EEEVIL...!!! hahahah!
what?...what did I do wrong?? (hee hee hee) Hey, after all W.W.M.B.K.D.?
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