Perfume anyone?
Yep, I got the job at Dillards at the womens fragrance counter. No, we're not allowed to spray people. I secretly do it when they walk away. So now all I do is work and college. I really miss my students and the stories. I was getting my ass whooped more, when working 2 days a week then I was at working 5 though. Once your out of their routine, it's over.
So now my stories are of ladies who won't buy perfume because the free gift, which is usually a purse, looks to cheap. This lady came to the counter with the ad from a magazine looking for the free purse you get when you buy Baby Phat perfume, I show her the purse, she plays with it for a half hour.
"It doesn't look like the one in the ad," she continues to sling it over her shoulder, opens and closes it, and acts like its hers. Then, a half hour later says, "it looks really cheap, I don't want it...sorry" She didn't want the perfume either since the free gift looked cheap. I couldn't help but to blurt out (due to pms) "It's a free gift, their not going to make it quality, they just want you to buy the perfume" she agreed as she looked at me in shock.
I then decided to sit on the floor and straighten the perfume cases and stay away from the customers so I don't get in trouble.
See, that story is no where near as fun as Birdman stories.
That's about it though. boring........
So now my stories are of ladies who won't buy perfume because the free gift, which is usually a purse, looks to cheap. This lady came to the counter with the ad from a magazine looking for the free purse you get when you buy Baby Phat perfume, I show her the purse, she plays with it for a half hour.
"It doesn't look like the one in the ad," she continues to sling it over her shoulder, opens and closes it, and acts like its hers. Then, a half hour later says, "it looks really cheap, I don't want it...sorry" She didn't want the perfume either since the free gift looked cheap. I couldn't help but to blurt out (due to pms) "It's a free gift, their not going to make it quality, they just want you to buy the perfume" she agreed as she looked at me in shock.
I then decided to sit on the floor and straighten the perfume cases and stay away from the customers so I don't get in trouble.
See, that story is no where near as fun as Birdman stories.
That's about it though. boring........
posted by Creature Teacher at 8:54 AM
2 Comments:
Haven't you learned by now? Honesty will get you nowhere. Sheesh! What are they teaching in college nowadays?
yea, people always tell me, sometimes you need to lie. I can't help it, I'm perfect, what else can I say! (see, there's a lie! hahaha)
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