Friday, September 08, 2006

As Seen On TV

I figured it out... the only reason why a product has the "As Seen On TV" mark on it is because when you order it off the fucking tv, you'll never see it in you home...As Seen on TV. Bitches.
I saw the commercial for Space Bags and hanging Space Bags and order them for the special price of $53. But did I quickly see them in my home. NO. Just on TV when I would be reminded that someone from TV took my $53. Bitches. It's bad enough I thought I was getting a good deal. 8 space bags for 18.95 and 3 hanging space bags for 16.95 but at the VERY LAST SECOND *POWWEE* you get hit with a shipping/handling fee of 8.95 for each item ordered. so it's 8 space bags for 27.90 and 3 hanging bags for 25.90 = 53.80 for shit I don't have. Until today, after 2 months of waiting and watching on tv the shit I paid for but do not have. What did the send me? 8 space bags.... they forgot my 3 hanging bags and FREE gift they promised. I really want my hanging bags. I feel had. I e-mailed them to say I didn't get my 3 bags and free gift and what happened. oh they gave me an instant reply of "sorry for the inconvience" but people really love their stuff and continue to buy gifts for people from their site. I wanna love my stuff but I don't have it. Bitches. For my 53.00 I could of walked into a fucking bed, bath beyond store and been instantly gratified and have my "as seen on tv" product seen in my home. How do you prove that you didn't recieve you full order or free gift? I deserve 2 free gifts don't I? TV and everything seen on it sucks.

6 Comments:

Blogger Krave said...

"TV and everything seen on it sucks." , I'll remember that when lost starts :) Cheer up we can go in past BB&B an' get some hanging ones.

2:31 PM  
Blogger thephoenixnyc said...

When I was young I dreamed of being Ron Popeil.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Creature Teacher said...

phoenixnyc: yikes! lol

10:47 PM  
Blogger Snooze said...

That is awful. I would go and hunt them down and shove the body parts in the space bag.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Creature Teacher said...

Yeah Snooze!!!! How are you? do you have another blog??

I'm about to do that and then kick the f**king space bags to the moon.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Snooze said...

I'm now on http://onbeingsisyphus.blogspot.com!

8:34 PM  

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