Birdman vs. Jesus

Oh yes, another birdman story.

Birdman is coming out of the basement of the church where we eat breakfast at the school. He runs into the flower gardens and starts stomping with all his might to crush every flower and bush possible. Birdman starts laughing and yelling "look at the statue of Jesus" (it was really a statue of Mary).

Creature Teacher: "Oooohhhh, Jesus can see that you know"
He stops suddenly and his eyes buldge out of his head
Birdman: "I don't want f**king Jesus to see that.......I'm scared"
He bolts out of the garden and tries to hide behind me.
B: "Is he a ghost?"
Creature Teacher: "He's not a ghost but he knows if your being bad. Jesus will deal with you later on."
"Oh" he replies.

Creature Teacher - 1. Birdman - 0.

Still waiting...

I'm still waiting for my hanging space bags. I still wake up in the middle of the night during the "paid programming" hours and cry. They say their sending them....I'm still dreaming.

Went to the Drive-in and we watched Artie Lang's beer league (sucks, there are some funny parts but from the title you know the plot) and Snakes on the plane. I had to close my eyes through half of that movie because I HATE snakes. anything that can move that fast with no legs just scares the crap out of me. Since i'm such the bargain hunter and always try to get the most for my money without getting ripped off, I figured two crappy movies for 7.00 was better than one crappy movie for 7.00. So I suffered through Snakes on the plane. I busted up laughing at the part where this lady grabbed her barf bag, opened it up and BAM a snake bit her tongue. tooo funny! she died though and that stopped me laughing, because thats serious.

I worked with Birdman today, man do I love that kid. he keeps you on your toes and witty. We're sitting in the library and he just blurts out "yeah I gotta take a piss". Trying to get him to ask the proper way I say "excuse me?". (I should've made my request more clear) "I said I gotta take a piss" he repeats.

It's 3:30 in the morning and i'm flipping through the stations and "The Jerk" is on. what a funny movie. I haven't watched that movie for so long. I like the part where he looks his name up in the phone book. And of course the double water cooler of wine by the tennis courts.

As Seen On TV

I figured it out... the only reason why a product has the "As Seen On TV" mark on it is because when you order it off the fucking tv, you'll never see it in you home...As Seen on TV. Bitches.
I saw the commercial for Space Bags and hanging Space Bags and order them for the special price of $53. But did I quickly see them in my home. NO. Just on TV when I would be reminded that someone from TV took my $53. Bitches. It's bad enough I thought I was getting a good deal. 8 space bags for 18.95 and 3 hanging space bags for 16.95 but at the VERY LAST SECOND *POWWEE* you get hit with a shipping/handling fee of 8.95 for each item ordered. so it's 8 space bags for 27.90 and 3 hanging bags for 25.90 = 53.80 for shit I don't have. Until today, after 2 months of waiting and watching on tv the shit I paid for but do not have. What did the send me? 8 space bags.... they forgot my 3 hanging bags and FREE gift they promised. I really want my hanging bags. I feel had. I e-mailed them to say I didn't get my 3 bags and free gift and what happened. oh they gave me an instant reply of "sorry for the inconvience" but people really love their stuff and continue to buy gifts for people from their site. I wanna love my stuff but I don't have it. Bitches. For my 53.00 I could of walked into a fucking bed, bath beyond store and been instantly gratified and have my "as seen on tv" product seen in my home. How do you prove that you didn't recieve you full order or free gift? I deserve 2 free gifts don't I? TV and everything seen on it sucks.

Can you read me now?

Is anyone reading this? At all? Hello....Hello... testing..testing. hhhmmmmm........