Lurch the Loverman
Lurch the smartest kid in the class (of course is not saying much) is trying to pick up a fellow student Medusa on the van ride. It goes like this...
Lurch: "dude, sister, girlfriend medusa" he says in his deep shakey voice.
Creature Teacher: as lurch is petting her hand "Aw, lurch are you in love?"
Lurch: "yes" makes smooching sounds towards his love
Creature Teacher: "wow lurch! you a regular casanova"
Lurch: "Don't call me a casanosa ms creature teacher..I'm not a casanosa"
Lurch thens picks his nose and eats it.
Signs of a true casanova.
Lurch: "dude, sister, girlfriend medusa" he says in his deep shakey voice.
Creature Teacher: as lurch is petting her hand "Aw, lurch are you in love?"
Lurch: "yes" makes smooching sounds towards his love
Creature Teacher: "wow lurch! you a regular casanova"
Lurch: "Don't call me a casanosa ms creature teacher..I'm not a casanosa"
Lurch thens picks his nose and eats it.
Signs of a true casanova.
posted by Creature Teacher at 7:42 PM
2 Comments:
Did Medusa return his affections?
she just rocked back and forth and screeched... you actually reminded me of another story!
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